August 23, 2007
From the politics desk: The future of debate, as envisioned by Tom Brokaw
Posted by Colin under Drinking, PoliticsNormally I do not take Tom Brokaw seriously, but he’s on to something. In the wake of the CNN/YouTube farce, The Times asked a few people to describe how they’d like to see a real new media debate. Brokaw’s response? Put them on cell phones, but get ‘em drunk first, and watch the loud, rude, self-important honesty flow forth.
Smart man. If you had one drink, one candidate, and one question, what’d the be?
“Knock back that rusty nail, Mrs. Clinton, and tell me: are you pretending to be less progressive to get elected, or are you really that much of a centrist?”
August 23, 2007 at 7:59 pm
They should all be drinking tequila. Anger the blood a little. I would love to see a debate where the participants all got short with each other. Politicians seem so afraid of being angry in public. Being forced to take a shot of tequila before each response at the debate would be a great get out of jail free card.
August 23, 2007 at 8:25 pm
HRC: Lookame, I’m Barry, I’m gonna blow up Pakishtan! Weeeee!
BHO: Lady, you old, you establishhhment, you just a republican in… um… disguise
JE: Y’all are fucked up. I’m goin’ go drink with the poor people.
MR: I don’t drink, but I do wear special underpants.
DK: Who you callin’ poor, Johnny Boy? I’ll fight you. Right here, right now.
FT: Dennis, your wife left this in my truck.
Holds up earring.
DK: I fight you too, movie man.
Concerned Citizen: Um, foreign policy?
[All, in unison]: Eat a dick!
DK: I fight everyone. I can take all you. Somebody better hold me down or I’m gonna start some shit.
RP: You know, since we’re all being honest, when I say libertarian, I really mean nihilist.
RG: Ze paulmeister is ze nihilist. Give ze nihilist zome more tequlla.
MG: Squints earnestly at the camera for several minutes, turns away, barfs. Damn right.
August 23, 2007 at 8:26 pm
In retrospect, that was not actually funny. I apologize.